Saturday, December 22, 2012

Hair Oil Smackdown Postscript

Just after carefully comparing hair oil ingredients, I bought myself some of Lady Gaga's Black Fluid perfume for a Christmas present.  (Shhh, it's a surprise.)  I'm glad the ingredients are secret.  The Lady said she wanted it to smell like blood and sperm.  'could be a lot of natural ingredients, but I don't want to know.  Hey, I'm not going for consistency here, just a general upward trend.

Also got this from my brother: "I checked on Google and it's official: you are the first person in the history of the language to use the phrase 'hair oil smackdown.'  I hope you're awed by yourself."  Isn't he the sweetest?

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