Saturday, December 22, 2012
Hair Oil Smackdown Postscript
Just after carefully comparing hair oil ingredients, I bought myself some of Lady Gaga's Black Fluid perfume for a Christmas present. (Shhh, it's a surprise.) I'm glad the ingredients are secret. The Lady said she wanted it to smell like blood and sperm. 'could be a lot of natural ingredients, but I don't want to know. Hey, I'm not going for consistency here, just a general upward trend.
Also got this from my brother: "I checked on Google and it's official: you are the first person in the history of the language to use the phrase 'hair oil smackdown.' I hope you're awed by yourself." Isn't he the sweetest?